Guillermo Erades

excerpted from Back to Moscow


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​AS FAR AS I COULD tell, Nadezhda Nikolaevna was the oldest person I’d ever met. With ashy hair and deep wrinkles, she had reached that age where old people start to shrink and look pitiful. Yet, like most babushkas in Moscow, she radiated determination, a historical toughness visible in the way she pressed her lips together firmly and looked straight into your eyes.
            I was meeting Nadezhda Nikolaevna four times a week in a small classroom at the humanities faculty. If I had been out the night before, which was often the case, I would spend our three academic hours—which each lasted forty minutes—struggling to keep my eyes open while she read bits from old Soviet books and made me repeat words such as perpadavaltelnotsa, prepadavaltelnetsa, prepodavatelnitsa, which I couldn’t quite pronounce but just meant teacher, for chrissake.
            But, against my own expectations, the combination of lessons at university and chatting up dyevs in nightclubs seemed to be working—I was picking up the language. During our lessons, Nadezhda Nikolaevna, who had been teaching Russian to foreigners for decades, spoke simple Russian and mimed vividly, so, after a few weeks, I was able to figure out, if not exactly what she was saying, at least the general idea she was trying to convey.
            Sometimes I got it badly wrong though. One day Nadezhda Nikolaevna walked into the classroom looking particularly morose and told me she was devastated because her cherepakha had just passed away. I’d been to the Duck the night before, so cherepakha day must have been a Wednesday. The remains of vodka in my blood had put me in a dark mood, and Nadezhda Nikolaevna’s tragic loss made a strong impression on me.
            “I’m sorry,” I said, regretting my inability to express proper condolences in Russian.
            I didn’t know the word cherepakha. In my mind, I went through all family-related vocabulary I had learned so far, which at the time was limited: brat, brother; sestra, sister; syn, son; dochka, daughter. As far as I could tell, cherepakha had not entered my lexicon.
            “Life goes on,” Nadezhda Nikolaevna said. “Let’s get to work.”
            At that moment, confused by my unexpected encounter with death at such an early hour of the day, I couldn’t help but admire what I identified as yet another example of Russian resilience. I found myself thinking of Ilyusha’s death in The Brothers Karamazov, about The Death of Ivan Illich, about the natural and yet intimate relationship Russians have with mortality.
            “Cherepakha?” Nadezhda Nikolaevna asked.

            “I don’t think I know the word.”
            “Yes, Martin, you know, something that something slow and something hard.”

            “I’m sorry, Nadezhda Nikolaevna, I don’t understand.” Then, in a gesture I will never forget, Nadezhda Nikolaevna raised her elbows and moved her arms in a slow crawling motion. She tilted her head, inflated her wrinkled cheeks, and stuck her tongue out. It made a gruesome sight.
            “Cherepakha, cherepakha!” she repeated.
            She took my notebook, started to draw. First, she made a big circle. Then, with the precision of an architect, she drew two short perpendicular lines on each side, followed by a smaller pear-shaped figure on top, a head, I realized, and I gradually understood what she was trying to draw.
            That’s when I learned that cherepakha means turtle.
            From then on, every time I encountered the word cherepakha, what came to my mind first was the image of Nadezhda Nikolaevna sticking her tongue out, and not the reptile she had mimicked for my understanding.
 
            One day, at the end of our language class, Nadezhda Nikolaevna proposed that we go on an excursion into town later in the week. She thought that, as a prospective Russian literature expert, I’d be interested to see Gorky’s house, a beautiful art nouveau building in central Moscow, which had been turned into a museum. I wasn’t wild about the idea of having to get up earlier to spend the morning in a museum, but Nadezhda Nikolaevna seemed really keen, so we made plans to take our last lesson of the week to the city center.
            On Friday morning, I stood in the middle of the Arbatskaya station platform, among the rush of Muscovites, waiting for Nadezhda Nikolaevna. It was the day after I’d first met Lena in Propaganda, and I’d had barely two hours’ sleep. My head was aching and clouded, my throat dry. Yet, as I tried to identify Nadezhda Nikolaevna in the moving mass of people, I felt a cheerful tickle in my chest, an unusual feeling of excitement, provoked not so much by the prospect of visiting Gorky’s house as of meeting Lena later in the day.
            Nadezhda Nikolaevna emerged from the crowd wearing a babushka headscarf and carrying a plastic bag. Out in the street, we walked slowly along the frozen pavement of the Boulevard. The temperatures had dropped in the last few days, and we were both tucked into our winter coats. Nadezhda Nikolaevna’s gait was stooped and—in my head—turtle-like. For a brief moment, it crossed my mind to offer her my arm, but then I thought the gesture condescending, a bit ridiculous, and I continued walking at arm’s length.
            We turned left at Malaya Nikitskaya and soon reached Gorky’s house. The babushkas taking care of the museum were almost as old as Nadezhda Nikolaevna. After paying for the tickets, we were ordered to wear giant felt slippers over our shoes so as not to damage the original parquet floors. Slippers strapped on, we glided carefully over th
e polished floors of the museum. I was particularly impressed by the large library, which, according to a laminated leaflet in faulty English, contained Gorky’s own books, most of which were annotated in the margins by the great writer himself.
            Despite my Propaganda hangover, I tried my best to follow Nadezhda Nikolaevna’s enthusiastic explanations about the beautiful house and Gorky’s life. The mansion, she was saying, had been commissioned in the early 1900s by a wealthy banker called Ryabushinsky. After 1917, the building had been expropriated by the Bolsheviks and used as headquarters for several Soviet institutions. When, in the early 1930s, Gorky returned from Italy, he was bestowed with plenty of honors, including, Nadezhda Nikolaevna said, renaming both Tverskaya Street and the city of Nizhny Novgorod after him. Stalin awarded him the Ryabushinsky mansion, with the intention that it would become an intellectual hub for Soviet writers.
            As I listened to her talk, I pictured Gorky and his illustrious visitors—which, I was told, included Stalin himself—discussing literature and socialism beneath the stained-glass windows and carved wooden frames. Every now and then, my mind would temporarily drift from Gorky to Propaganda, as I was bombarded by flashes of the previous night. The big blue eyes. The goodbye kiss.
            Nadezhda Nikolaevna seemed proud of the museum. I made sure that I looked impressed by everything she was telling me, even if I missed some of her explanations. When we were done with the first floor, we tackled the spectacular staircase, which had a wavy banister that ended in a bronze jellyfish-like lamp. I let her go first, and discreetly positioned myself behind, worried that, with the cumbersome slippers, she might trip and roll down this fine but slippery example of Russian art nouveau.
            Half an hour later, as we walked back towards Arbatskaya, Nadezhda Nikolaevna suggested that we find a café and sit for some tea. “The visit only took us one hour,” she said, “we still have time left.”
            I was hoping to stay around the center, see if Stepanov was at home so that I could crash on his couch for a couple of hours before meeting Lena.
            “It was a very interesting visit,” I said. “I think we can consider it a full lesson. Let’s stop here and meet next week.”
            “Martin, I would prefer if we finish our lesson time. I’m paid for a three-hour lesson, and it’s my job to give it to you.”
            She looked determined. Not wanting to offend her sense of duty or make her feel I didn’t value her teaching, I agreed to continue our lesson.

            We walked into the Old Arbat. A few stands stood in the middle of the pedestrian street, selling wares for tourists: Soviet flags, matryoshka dolls, lacquered boxes, painted eggs. We walked into the first café we saw. It was warm and cozy inside. The wood-paneled decor imitated a traditional Russian country house and included, near the entrance, a real stuffed cow. We sat at a small table by the window, facing each other, and ordered a pot of black tea.
            I was afraid we wouldn’t have much to talk about, but Nadezhda Nikolaevna continued speaking about Gorky. To my surprise, in the intimacy of the café, she was giving me an entirely different spin on Gorky’s story. As I understood it, Nadezhda Nikolaevna was now telling me that Gorky was a sell-out. While he’d written very interesting stuff in his early years, after 1917, he’d become a puppet of the Soviet regime, especially following his return from Italy. The house we’d just visited, I was being told, was unworthy of a writer who claimed to represent the proletariat. In exchange for supporting Stalin’s increasingly totalitarian regime, Gorky had been granted plenty of favors, including a position as president of the Writers’ Union.
            “And for what?” Nadezhda Nikolaevna said. “He didn’t write a single good line after the revolution.”
            I wondered why Nadezhda Nikolaevna hadn’t told me this version of Gorky’s story while we were inside the museum. Perhaps, I thought, she was afraid that the dezhurnayas following us across the rooms—to ensure that we didn’t break or steal anything, I’d assumed—would intervene if she deviated from the official version of Gorky’s story as presented by the museum.
            When the tea arrived, Nadezhda Nikolaevna took a small foil-wrapped parcel from her plastic bag and placed it at the center of the table. “A little surprise,” she said, smiling. She unwrapped the parcel, uncovering a napkin with a few rolled-up blinis.
            “I made them myself for our little excursion,” she said proudly, as she extended the napkin with the blinis next to the teapot. “I hope you like blinis with tvorog.”
            Noticing my hesitation, Nadezhda Nikolaevna explained that it was fine to bring your own food to cafés in Moscow. “The food in these places is expensive and not very good,” she said.
I could see from the menu that it was possible to order an entire meal for two for the price of a cocktail in Propaganda.
            I took one of the blinis and had a bite. Buttery, sweet, delicious.

            “They are lovely,” I said. Over tea and blinis, Nadezhda Nikolaevna continued with Gorky’s story, telling me how, in the end, the great Soviet writer had fallen out of favor with Stalin and had probably been killed by the secret services.
            “They painted the walls of his bedroom with poisonous paint,” she said. “So Gorky fell ill and died.”
            “Interesno,” I said, nodding. I wondered why Stalin’s people, who had kidnapped, tortured, and killed with pleasure, would resort to such creative methods to murder an aging and not particularly dangerous writer. But I was getting accustomed to the myths and parables Russians used to explain their recent history. When the official version of historical events seemed artificial, the emergence of alternative narratives was only natural. These stories, some of which might have held a grain of truth, spread by word of mouth through Moscow’s many shared kitchens.
            The hot tea was bringing me back to life. I was really enjoying our excursion. The Gorky Museum, the stories, the chilly air outside. I was particularly touched by the homemade blinis.
As Nadezhda Nikolaevna was finishing the story of Gorky’s death, the young waiter who had brought the teapot came over and planted himself next to our table.
            “Woman,” he said, addressing Nadezhda Nikolaevna.
            I had learned that, ever since the perestroika, Russians had had a problem address
ing each other. The word tovarisch—comrade—previously used to address any fellow Soviet citizen, had become politically obsolete. But pre-revolutionary language was not really an option: during the seven decades of communism, the old words for sir and madam were deemed too bourgeois and had fallen into disuse. Now, when addressing a stranger, Russians were left with little choice but to say man, woman, boy, girl, or—to people around my age—young person.
            Nadezhda Nikolaevna, wrapped up in telling Gorky’s story, didn’t seem to notice the waiter.
            “Woman,” the waiter repeated, now louder, without the slightest trace of a smile. “You can’t bring outside food into this café.”
            “Oh,” Nadezhda Nikolaevna said, looking up and smiling, “but these are blinis that I made at home.”
            “I don’t care what they are,” he said. “You need to order food from our menu.”
Nadezhda Nikolaevna blushed, embarrassed at having been talked down to—or perhaps, I thought, at having provided me with the wrong information about Moscow’s customs. The cheerfulness she had shown all morning dissolved at once. She looked down, started to wrap the rest of the blinis.
            “Woman,” the waiter said, not moving an inch from the table, “if you can’t afford the food in here, just stay home.”
            “Go fuck yourself!” I found myself saying, in plain English, as I jumped up to face him, knocking over my chair.
            The waiter, confused, stepped back and disappeared into the kitchen. A few minutes later, Nadezhda Nikolaevna and I were walking in silence along the Old Arbat. “I’m sorry I snapped in the café,” I said. “It wasn’t my intention to make a scene.”
            “Moscow is changing,” she murmured, gaze fixed on the pavement, a sad tone in her voice.
            She seemed even older, more fragile—walking now with difficulty. As we moved along the pedestrian street, I offered Nadezhda Nikolaevna my arm. We made our way towards Smolenskaya, flanked by families and tourists. With one hand she clutched my elbow, with the other she carried the plastic bag with the unfinished blinis.

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            MIND THE CLOSING DOORS. Next stop: Chistye Prudy.
            I was heading north on the red line, rocked from side to side, observing the other passengers, not thinking of anything in particular.
            As the metro clanked through endless tunnels, I began to reflect upon the sheer size of the city, how nobody could tell me how many people lived in it. More than in Paris or London or New York, I was often told.
            Every day, millions of unsmiling Muscovites navigated their way through the underground arteries of the city. Silent strangers in dark clothes, crammed into wagons yet trying to avoid human contact, staring at their newspapers, at their books, into the air. Not a smile. Every passenger in Moscow’s metro seemed deeply unhappy.
            Mind the closing doors. Next stop: Krasnye Vorota.
            You could hop on any metro line and get off at a random station, and you would always resurface among wide streets and identical buildings. Each suburb had a different name, often related to communist lore, but they all looked pretty much the same. Stations had their own makeshift markets, which sold cheap clothes and newspapers and chocolates and flowers and gloves and hats and scarves and pirated CDs and, later on, mobile phones.
            Mind the closing doors. Next stop: Komsomolskaya.
            When we first met, some three weeks after my arrival, Ira was about to start working part-time as a secretary at an American firm. Wanting to improve her English but unable to afford language classes, she’d pinned a handwritten ad on the announcement board of my faculty. You want to practice Russian?
            On Tuesdays we spoke in English and on Thursdays we spoke in Russian. That was our arrangement. We would meet in the first-floor cafeteria at MGU, where they only served a local variety of instant coffee and the price of a cup changed according to the amount of sugar you wanted in it.
            Ira had a boyfriend, a piece of information she’d forced into the conversation while we were sipping our first cup of coffee, and this was good, I thought, as I could do with a real Russian friend. Besides, I wasn’t attracted to her. Ira was plumpish, and her eyes, an undefined watery color, were always framed by dark circles. Her hair was thin, short and messy. By Moscow standards, Ira was what Colin referred to as below average.
            Mind the closing doors. Next stop: Krasnoselskaya.
            So we became friends, Ira and I, and she introduced me to another side of Moscow—not the clubbing scene or expat hang-outs, which she didn’t really know, but the cultural side of the city. She showed me the places where the young intelligentsia gathered, and she used those words, young intelligentsia, by which she meant, I realized, other cash-starved students. Ira introduced me to some of her girlfriends. They were very nice but, for some reason which defied the rules of probability, not one of them was above average.
            Ira and her friends taught me modern slang and expressions I would not learn at language class with Nadezhda Nikolaevna, who was a hundred years old and probably didn’t know them. From Ira, I also learned Russian swear words, which proved useful with time, when I began to take on rude waitresses and shop assistants.
            It was Ira who first showed me Café OGI, the underground establishment, famous in Moscow, that later sprouted two separate cafés with similar looks and names—all selling cheap books, cheap food, and cheap drinks. But Ira took me to the original one, on Chistye Prudy, and it was dark and smoky, out of a Dostoyevsky novel, and, as I sipped on a warm beer, I glanced around at the colorful clientele, trying to identify the philosophers, the schemers, and the impoverished students with murderous intentions.
            Mind the closing doors. Next stop: Sokolniki.
            I jumped off the metro, took the escalator up to
the street. It was a cold December day. I wandered in the snow for ten minutes, holding a hand-drawn map in my gloved hands, trying to recognize, among the indistinguishable blocks and entrances, which one corresponded to the one where Ira had drawn a cross. It was dark, and by the time I found the podyezd, as they called the entranceway, it was quarter past eight. I tapped in the entry code, as written on Ira’s instructions, and took the lift to the third floor.
            “Happy birthday,” I said when Ira opened the door. “This is for you.”
            I handed her a bottle of expensive French wine I’d bought in Eliseevsky.
            “What else?” Ira asked.
            “Was I supposed to bring anything else?”

            “Of course not,” she said, laughing. “This is great. What I mean is, what else are you going to tell me? Or is happy birthday all you wish me?”
            I took my shoes off, placed them at the end of a line of shoes ranged neatly along the wall. “What’s wrong with happy birthday?”
            “Martin, in Russia you can’t only wish someone happy birthday.”
            I handed my coat to Ira. “You can’t?”
            “Happy birthday is just a formula,” Ira said, hanging my coat on a rack bulging with winter clothes. “You need to tell me what you wish for me in the next year, like happiness, love, or success, you know.”
            “Sorry, I didn’t know. I do wish you all that as well.”
            A pungent smell of cabbage wafted in from the kitchen.
            “This is Sergey’s mother,” Ira said, pointing at the older lady who had just appeared. “Aleksandra Olegovna.”
            Aleksandra Olegovna had clearly made an effort to look festive. Her hair was blown out, in the fashion of 1980s pop singers, and she was wearing a black dress and a thick necklace with pearly stones. She was in her late forties or fifties; I could never tell with older Russian women.
            “Come in, come in,” Aleksandra Olegovna said. “Apologies for the small apartment.”
            It was customary among Muscovites to apologize for the size of their apartments. Colin said it was yet another manifestation of their inferiority complex vis-à-vis foreigners that, in the minds of untraveled Russians, all Westerners live in big houses. The thought made me laugh as, in Amsterdam, I’d been living in the smallest of flats, with a cupboard shower at the back of the kitchen and a sink I used both for shaving and piling up dirty dishes.
            I was led into the kitchen, where I was introduced to about a dozen people. Ira’s cousins, aunts, friends, a young couple I’d met before and Sergey. All Russians. All crammed around the table in silence, under a bright neon light. There was no music – you could hear the rattling of the old fridge. Realizing that I was the last one to arrive, I wondered if the others had been asked to come earlier.
            The table was covered with a flowery tablecloth and blanketed with food: mayonnaise-based salads, smoked salmon, beef-tongue jelly, pickled herring, salted cucumbers, mushrooms, boiled potatoes with butter and dill, smetana. Everything was untouched.
            At the center of the table stood three bottles of vodka.
            Sergey’s mother offered me a chair at the head of the table, which, I guessed, she must have been using before my arrival. I refused, but she insisted and, to avoid further awkwardness, I accepted. She sat on a stool next to the fridge.
            “Dear comrades,” Sergey said, “let the party begin.”

            For some reason everybody laughed.
            Sergey stood up, opened a bottle of vodka, filled all of our glasses. “I would like to dedicate this first toast to Ira,” he said, “my beloved girlfriend, whose birthday we are celebrating today.”
            He was talking in a rather formal tone—I wasn’t sure if it was for real or meant to be a joke.
            He looked at Ira. “Irinochka, lyubimaya, I would like to wish you a long happy life full of love and friendship and success, professional, personal, spiritual. May all your wishes come true. To Ira!”
             “To Ira!”
            Sergey kissed Ira. We all drained our glasses of vodka and placed them back on the table.
            Sergey did not correspond to the image of Sergey I had formed in my mind. Ira had told me how he’d quit university to become a professional photographer, and for no particular reason I’d imagined him tall, blond, Slavic-looking. But Sergey was short and dark-haired, with black eyes and thick eyebrows. His chin was black with stubble. I imagined he must have some Caucasian background, Georgian or Armenian perhaps, but I decided not to ask.
            “Kushaite, kushaite,” Sergey’s mom was telling me, “you need to eat. Take some salatik.”
            “Thank you, Aleksandra Olegovna,” I said. “This looks very nice.”
            “I feel so old,” Ira said. “It was only yesterday that I finished school and here I am, almost done with university, with a new job. Life goes so quickly.”
            Sergey was now refilling the glasses with more vodka.
            “If you only knew,” Aleksandra Olegovna said. “One day you wake up and realize your life is almost gone and what have you done with it? Nothing. Because there is nothing you can do. We just survive year after year as we get old—”
            “Mama, don’t start,” Sergey interrupted.
            “I remember when I was your age as if it were yesterday,” Aleksandra Olegovna continued, looking at Ira. “Of course things were different back then. I already had my little Seryozhka.” She placed her hand on Sergey’s shoulder.
            Sergey shook off his mother’s hand and stood up. “Dear friends,” he said, “I would like to propose another toast. Let us drink now to peace and friendship among the peoples of the world.”
            We
raised our glasses and, as I was about to pour the vodka down my throat, I realized with panic that everybody was staring at me. It struck me that I was somehow considered by those around the table as a kind of international envoy to Ira’s birthday. For a few seconds I wondered if I was expected to give an acceptance speech in return for the toast. My Russian wasn’t up to the task, I decided, so I just raised my glass again, smiled and glanced around the table, indicating with my silent but sincere gesture that I was honored to accept the toast on behalf of my fellow non-Russians of the world.
            We drained our glasses and soon the conversation split into different groups.
            A few minutes later Sergey opened the bottle of French wine I’d brought and poured it into the water glasses around the table.
            “This is great,” he said. “French wine. Where did you get it?”
            “I bought it in Eliseevsky, they have a wide selection.”
            “Oh, but it’s so expensive in there,” Aleksandra Olegovna said.

            “I hope you like Bordeaux,” I said.

            I held the glass under my nose. The wine had a pleasant aroma, woody and sweet. I had indeed invested a significant amount of time and money in procuring the bottle. It wasn’t the kind of wine you could find in metro shops selling cheap Moldovan and Georgian varieties.
            “We love French wine,” Sergey said. “The best. This toast,” he went on, raising his glass of wine, “I would like to dedicate to Ira’s parents, who can’t be here today, and to all of our parents.”
            “To our parents!”
            They all raised their arms and, to my horror, drank the Bordeaux as if it were a shot of vodka, in two, three gulps.
            “That was a great wine,” Sergey said, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. Then he took a bite of black bread.
            “This was an excellent wine,” Ira said. “Thank you, Martin.”
            “Much better than the Moldovan crap we normally get,” Ira’s cousin said.
            Aleksandra Olegovna was looking at my glass. “Martin, why don’t you drink your wine?”
            With the aged Bordeaux in my hand, I hesitated for a moment. Now everybody was staring at me in silence. I forced a smile, took a deep breath, and drank the wine in one.
            “So,” Sergey said, “Ira tells us that you are doing some research on Russian literature?”

            Ira placed her hand on my shoulder. “Martin is trying to figure out why Anna Karenina throws herself under a train.” She laughed.
            “It’s about how Russian heroines behave,” I said, slightly annoyed that nobody seemed to take my research seriously. “I’m first trying to identify some common characteristics between Russian heroines and real Russian women.”
            “That sounds very interesting,” said Aleksandra Olegovna. “How do you like our dear Pushkin?”
            “Pushkin,” I said, “of course.” I was thinking which of the stories proving my devotion to Pushkin I was going to tell, pondering if reciting a few verses would be appropriate at this point in the evening, when Ira’s cousin stood up, clinking his glass with a fork.
            “Let me propose another toast,” he said, in a somber tone. “All of us around the table are good people with big hearts.”
            Ira looked at Sergey and rolled her eyes.
            “Today,” Ira’s cousin continued, “we are celebrating Ira’s birthday. It’s thanks to Ira that we are here today, and if so many good people are around the same table because of Ira, well, that means that Ira herself is a great person.”
            I wasn’t sure I had understood everything right.
            “Of course I am a great person,” Ira said.

            We all laughed.
            “To friendship!” Ira’s cousin said, raising the vodka in his right hand, and hovering his left hand over the rest of us, as if to indicate that the effects of the toast were limited this time to friendship among those present in the kitchen.
            “Thank you, thank you,” Ira said.
            “That’s beautiful,” Aleksandra Olegovna said with tears in her eyes.
            We drank up.
            Soon, the three bottles of vodka were empty, and three more bottles appeared on the table.
            Someone told an anecdote and, although I understood all the sentences, I couldn’t figure out what was funny about it. But I nodded along to the story and, when everybody laughed, I joined in. Suddenly, the thought of being in Ira’s kitchen laughing at a Russian joke I hadn’t got seemed hilarious to me. To my surprise, my forced chuckle turned into real laughter, which in turn made everybody else laugh louder.
            Sergey patted my back, seemingly in approval.
            As we continued drinking, my understanding improved significantly. At some point I found myself totally immersed in the Russian conversation, almost unaware that I was speaking a foreign language. It was not that I knew more words, but I seemed more able to grasp the overall narrative—filling in the language gaps with my own drunken version of whatever was being said at the table.
            Sergey put an arm around my shoulders and said, “I really respect you.” He then thanked me for helping Ira with her English. “You are such, such a nice guy. You could be Russian.” He stared at me in silence. His breath smelled of vodka and herring.
            “Spasibo,” I said, smiling.
            Sergey’s gaze was somehow lost in a space behind my head, and for a second I was afraid he was about to hug me or kiss me, but at that moment Ira’s uncle stood up on the other side of the table and proposed a new toast. This one to the women in the room, to their beauty and their pure hearts, and to something else which I didn’t get but included, I thought, the Russia
n word for air or for breathing. We all drank up and had a bite of bread and salad.
            “So,” I said, turning to Sergey, “Ira told me you are now working on a project, black and white photos.”
            “Not black and white—I’m using different tonalities of grey. With loads of shadows. It’s a series I’ve called Moscow’s Soul.”
            “Interesno,” I said, digging my fork into my mushroom salad.
            The salad tasted of damp earth and fresh dill, and, as I swallowed, I was overcome by a tide of positive feelings towards my physical surroundings. I glanced around the kitchen, my eyes unable to focus on any particular point, and I perceived everything in a warmer light—a blurry vodka gleam cast over the salad bowls, the flowery tablecloth, the rattling fridge, the flowers in the kitchen sink, the reddened faces of the other guests. It felt as if all the parts of the kitchen had become one single entity—coherent and meaningful. Then, peering through the window into the darkness, I discerned the crazy air-bound dance of fresh snowflakes.
            “You know the statue of Peter the Great?” Sergey asked.
            “You mean the big statue in the middle of the river?”
            “Yes, Tsereteli’s statue,” Sergey said, munching on a piece of cucumber. “I’m trying to capture all of its ugliness in one single frame.”
            He laughed.
            I laughed too. “I see.”
            “The statue is very symbolic,” Ira said. “It’s representative of the new Moscow.”

            “Why Peter’s statue?” I asked.
            Sergey moved closer to me, lowered his voice. “Tsereteli’s statue represents the banality of modern Moscow.”
            “I find the statue hideous,” I said.
            “Exactly,” Sergey said. “Everybody in Moscow hates the statue. Only the mayor likes it. But the main thing is, the statue is not what it looks like. It’s a fake.”
            Ira placed a boiled potato on my plate and one on Sergey’s plate. “Seryozhka,” she said, “eat more. You shouldn’t have drunk before we started the party, now you are drunker than the rest of us.”
            “A fake?” I asked. “In what sense?”
            In what sense, v kakom smysle, was a useful expression I’d learned to drop into a conversation every time I got lost. It was particularly handy in a situation where a question was addressed to me, an answer was clearly expected, but my comprehension skills had let me down. Instead of asking for the question to be repeated, which would have cast doubt on my credibility as an interlocutor, I would just ask, ‘In what sense?’ It was such a useful phrase that, with time, I also began to use it when I didn’t know what to say and wanted more time to think. In what sense?
            “The statue wasn’t meant to be in Moscow,” Sergey said.
            “It wasn’t?”
            “The statue was meant to be in the United States. It was commissioned as a present from the Russian people to the American people at the end of the Cold War. Americans didn’t like it, so they said no thank you.”
            “Why would the Americans want a statue of Peter the Great?”
            “That’s the whole point,” Sergey said. There was a bit of sour cream stuck on his thick eyebrows. “When the statue was made, it wasn’t Peter the Great. Originally, it was a statue of Christopher Columbus, and it was meant to symbolize the union between the two sides of the Atlantic, or some shit like that. When the Americans refused it, nobody knew what to do with a giant Columbus.”
            “A waste of money, if you ask me,” Aleksandra Olegovna said.
            “So,” Sergey continued, “the mayor asked Tsereteli to turn Columbus’s head into the head of Peter the Great. And he fucking did! But they couldn’t find a place in Moscow to erect such a monster, you know, all the squares are occupied by Lenins and Soviet stuff, so in the end they decided to plant the thing in the middle of the Moskva river.”
            “Martin, try the herring and beetroot salad,” Sergey’s mum said. “It’s a typical Russian dish.”
            “Thank you, Aleksandra Olegovna, everything is delicious.”
            Sergey began refilling the glasses with more vodka. “Mama,” he said, “let him eat whatever he wants.”
            “So,” I asked, “the statue in the Moskva river is not Peter the Great but Christopher Columbus?”
            “Exactly,” Sergey said. He wiped his eyebrows, seemed puzzled to find sour cream on his fingers. “If you look closely, you’ll see he is standing on an old vessel, from Columbus times, not from the times of Peter the Great.”
            “It’s a botch job,” Ira said.
            Aleksandra Olegovna stood up, started to clear some plates. “I can hardly recognize the city any more.”
            “This is Moscow today,” Sergey said, putting a hand on my shoulder. “We are losing our soul, and nobody gives a shit.”



Excerpted from BACK TO MOSCOW by Guillermo Erades.  Published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC.  Copyright © 2016 by Guillermo Erades. All rights reserved.

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Guillermo Erades was born in Malaga, Spain. He has lived in Leeds, Amsterdam, Luxembourg, Moscow, Berlin, Baghdad, and Brussels, where he is currently based.



























































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